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#1 Guest_yacintos_*

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Posted 10 June 2005 - 02:37 PM


French gay man good looking .. (moi.citegay.com/hyac) will be 25 km from heraklion (CAPSIS BEACH HOTEL) on July 1st and 2nd.... leaving on the third.

Meeting or more is possible...
Any gay beach around?

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#2 _Alberto



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Posted 10 June 2005 - 09:17 PM

Although Crete is well known, as of course eveybody knows, throughout the world for its crazy gay nightlife, it is regrettable indeed that I have to communicate that the recent thunderstorms that so rightly concerned so many tourists and that have mercilessly battered the island beyond recognition (some entire villages have disappeared from the map, as the Koni Village, which a kretiphoon has made fly to the moon), have affected the wild gay nightlife as well.

You have to understand this: the island of Crete is divided into two parts. The part that is situated to the north is called the North part, whereas the other part, situated to the south, is called the South part.
Be sure you have fully grasped the momentous implications of this subtelty and yet paramount distinction, because otherwise you might fail understanding all the importance of the hereby further communications.

Of course it all depends on how you trace the dividing line, because if you trace it with too thick a pencil, that would produce a middleway part; such middleway part does not exist, so be sure that you're using a very thin pencil to be sure you're drawing the proper boundaries.

Now, the North part of Crete is mostly inhabited by persons whose nightlife is oriented in a straight way. The South part of Crete, being opposite to it, is populated by persons whose nightlife is oriented the other way round. Makes sense.

Though in a few occasions rumors of a forthcoming secession war between these two parts surfaced, till now the island has managed pretty well to avoid it.

Yet a few days ago the two sets of tourists came to bad terms and were facing each other on the borderline wielding and prying bottles of Mythos, knives, teaspoons, forks, jugs of beer, and drink stirrers. Some were even equipped with bows, whose arrows were made with rhum and coke straws reinforced with toothsticks.

These two arrays were about to engage the fiercest fight that the island ever witnessed in the most recent times, when all of a sudden the kretiphhons that have recently reduced the entire island to a wasteland, unexpectedly entered the game running amock between these hosts.

The two about to battle arrays got disarrayed so badly by the kretiphoons, that the lasting consequence is that now straight tourists from the North got blended with not straight tourists from the South. As you may well imagine, the greatest and most regrettable confusion ensued.

Though this is still going to be investigated as per its long range consequences, many sociologists regard this as the reason why nowadays in Crete tourists have become so wary of sexuality: no one wants to end up having fun with someone who might not be of the same kind.
About this you can read: "The I almost did it attitude, or the fling that never was: an inquiry about the recent social trend of tourists after the devastating mental effects induced by the kretiphoon season", Dimitris Kinsey (1945-2009), Indiana Institute Of Study For Deviant Behaviours, published on 2007 by Penguin editions.

Enjoy :-)

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Posted 15 June 2005 - 02:34 PM

Well said Alberto!

Questa s che buona!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D